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Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Dani and I are gonna rock this apocalypse

uhh idk I’ve been playing Rhythm Heaven Fever :’IIII

The last thing I ate was a McD Kid’s Meal and a chocolate chip

I THINK I’M KIND OF SET????

Okay, surviving with Mario. Excellent.

Fighting with the Hobby Horse from Alice: Madness Returns. Nice blunt instrument.

And eating beef goulash with spatzel noodles.

I am going to KICK ASS.

My ex

A latern (amnesia the dark descent)

and walnuts.

FUCK.

My dad

the master sword

and madelines. 

hmmmmmm.

HMM WELL LET’S SEE

The last person I texted was McComas,

the last weapon I used in a video game was an Axe,

aaand we’ve got a lifetime supply of Pizza.

…..I think we’re gonna be OK for the most part.

Fruit, a diamond sword and muffins. 
CAN WE DO THIS FRUIT? 

Well it was in a group chat so STATIC, SABIE, WADDLES AND K9

LAST WEAPON WAS A GHOST-POSSESSED SWORD

AND I HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF EGG&BACON HOT POCKETS

Let’s do this.

PK, STATIC, LEXI AND K9

MY TWIN EBONY SWORDS, MAX UPGRADES, ONE OF WHICH WILL BURN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND THE OTHER ONE’S ENCHANTED WITH TURN UNDEAD

LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS

BRING IT ON.

Last person was Sabie so I guess I’m piggybacking on her group

Last weapon was an array of psychic powers (with a pretty blue levitation ball)

Last food was eggs, sausage, hash browns, and toast.

We got nothin’ to worry about.

Texted Chris, killed a man by rending him in twain with The Darkness. I have a lifetime supply of Vienna Fingers.

You know, I think I’ll be just fine. Throwing zombies in the air and then tossing blackholes at them would be quite effective- not to mention highly amusing.

Well okay. So Chris and I survive together, I’m okay with this. Uh…..lead pipe that’s…not gunna last me too long…and  A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF BURGERS 8D? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dan and I survive together c: Got a battle-axe with electric qualities from it which I called the Diabolical Axe 8u -Skyrim- AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TURKEY SANDWICHES, YOGURT AND CRAN-GRAPE JUICE DOESN’T SOUND TOO BAD?

Nina and I survive together B: I get motherfucken X-men Shadow matter powers  MOTHERFUCKER, AWWWWEEEYYEEAHHHH and I get a lifetime supply of steak, mashed potatoes and banana cream pie. HOLY FUCKEN YES, SWEET BABY JESUS.

BRITTANY AND I SURVIVE TOGETHER.

The last game I played was coincidentally L4D2 so I had a chainsaw and a semi-automatic on my person. And I have a lifetime supply of Chick-ful-a waffle fries.

I’m in heaven.

(Source: victran)